June 2013
Twatface is acquiring a small zoo in the form of a snake called Welshy and a tarantula called Mr Snuggles. He IS going to wake up with a spider on his face and its going to be magic.
“If history could set you free (from who you were supposed to be)”
—Sex Yeah - Marina and the Diamonds
I seriously need to get out of the country because im being driven slowly mad here. I need a new job. I need someone who is wild, makes my blood race AND is lovely and funny and sarcastic and sweet, because the two seem mutually exclusive. I need new clothes, new hair, a new name.
I’ve decided to write more on here which isnt really great for you because all you’re going to get is me chatting bollocks and drunktumblring.
Today I started my new job. The people all seem nice, usual deranged customer service sense of humour.
BUT FOR NOW I EAT CHILLI AND HATE THINGS.
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
Last night was horrifically messy. My hangover is making all sensations REALLY INTENSE.
You’re scared because you’re not actually sure, are you. You need to jump first and find out.
I am guarding myself too closely, back against the wall, fingers in my ears, so I can ignore whats on the other side.
Yup, 3 messages apparently in my inbox and none of them are showing up. Anyone fancy sending theirs again, even if just to see if that’ll fix the problem?
Okay, according to tumblr i have a message in my inbox, then when i go to my inbox it shows as empty, but when i look at my list of blogs to the right its showing that i have 1 message.
Whut.
what do you see in him? (Theirs always someone)?
Im having difficulty understanding the second part here, as in there’s always someone (as in always a ‘him’?) or there’s always someone (as in always someone who asks ‘what do you see in him??’)
